Of Ketchup... and bitches...

Yeah, some skanky ho splattered ketchup on myself, Yasmin, Dana and Erica tonight on college. it was a fighty night. Boys got into fights outside because guys have this inate sexual tension between one another and grappling on the ground is the closest they can get to sucking each other's dick and taking it up the ass as possible.

Meanwhile, some random girl was going on about how Yasmin had a problem with her friend. People have this misconception about Yasmin, because one of her eyes is bigger than the other and it gives her this snarky look 24/7... it's cute, but girls are clearly jealous. So this girl is like "wtf?" and Yasmin decided to tell her that she did for some reason. And the girl was like well why? and Yasmin was all "I don't know... well you kind of have an annoying face." and then the girl was all "NICE FAT BODY" and yasmin was all "oOOOoOOoOo!!!! good one!" The girl walked away, and then there was ketchup ALL over Yasmin's face and my head and dana's head and Erica's head. It was funny. But also really lame.

I wish I had ran after her, pryed her mouth open and filled it with an entire bottle of mustard. Then I would have liked to have punched her until she bled profusely... think about it, she'd be covered in mustard and BLEEDING. PROFUSELY. Point being... karma sucks... I've instigated 2 verbal girly battles against skanky hos in the past two days... so this is like the skanky ho revolution.

Word to the skank hos: Don't fuck with us. Because we're crazy. Like actually kind of really insane. Like you know, when you sit on a bus wondering what your brains would look like all that blonde hair? Or cutting off your tits to see if they're filled with plastic, frying your nipples and serving them to my dog?


.....oh my god.